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SHIT FUCK DO YOU EVEN KNOW ABOUT BONOBOS?!?! THEY DON'T EVEN BOTHER FIGHTING THEY JUST HAVE SEX AND SHIT!

(serious question though: who would win in a fight? a bonobo or a narwhal?)

(ANSWER: A FUCKIN BONOBO WOULD JUST FUCK ANOTHER BONOBO INSTEAD! NOT EVEN AN ASS-BASTARD BONOBO WOULD BOTHER FIGHTING WHEN IT COULD JUST HAVE A HOT ASS FUCK!!)

for reference: http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/7835/ignboardsofficiallookinkj4.png

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Opposite over hypotenuse. Always remember.

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An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third, a quarter of a beer. The bartender says "You're all idiots", and pours two beers.

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When I was young, you had to find the Sears catalog, flip to the lingerie section… Now, with the Internet, I just turn on my PC, get online and go right to sears.com.

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The proper collective noun for thieves is "Congress". As in, "I see over yonder a Congress of thieves."

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my shared items from google reader. that's right, you can subscribe to a feed of the items from the feeds that I subscribe to that I like.

(oh how I love awkward sentence structures! try this one on for size: The mouse that the cat that the dog that the man frightened chased bit ran away. ! )

anyway, here's the URL

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seriously, what is with that sentence? And why does it only link to a couple of pages of spam when I google it? and WHY HAVE I SEEN IT BEFORE?

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A. "I TOTALLY just verbed that noun!"

B. "Which noun?"

A. "'Verb'."

B. "..."

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http://www.unscrewingtheinscrutable.com//node/363?q=log/node/363&q=node/363

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My public key can be found here: http://www.nosound.org/publickey.asc

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...it's like saying "the last star fighter" is astronaut culture....

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In Soviet Russia, z y's x!

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forgetting the road behind, and striving towards what is ahead, our Hero gets into his Volkswagen Rabbit, to accomplish his mission....

He was to buy carrots.

little did he know (oh... um... 7.) the troubles he would (umm.. from the store?) face in the coming hour

Listen as I tell you the stories of how our Hero (we'll call him 'Tracy') battles teh Flat Tire of Doom....

and tackles the beast of Going-To-The-Bar-Instead!!

... and fails!

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we're liveblogging MacWorld '08 over at the Illini Apple Cetner blog this week. Our own Tim Braun will be there sending updates, and we'll be chatting with him in the store while he's at the keynote (we will post the chat log on the blog after the keynote). Stop on by the shop to get the scoop on the new stuff Apple is putting out this year.

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how many times are we allowed to use the 'i blew them out of the airlock' excuse?

on the other hand, the H in H2SO4 goes quite well with the H in the C2H5OH that is in my bloodstream.

and also with the H in Handbrake.

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The International Socialist Organization presents:

Gay Liberation and Socialism
Wednesday, October 3rd @ 7:30 PM

Gregory Hall Room 215, UIUC

GAY OPPRESSION hasn't always existed. The oppression of gays and lesbians and all sexual minorities is one of modern capitalism's infinite contradictions. Capitalism creates the material conditions for men and women to lead autonomous sexual lives, yet it simultaneously seeks to impose heterosexual norms on society to secure the maintenance of an economic, ideological, and sexual order. Come to this lecture and discussion on the roots of gay oppression and strategies for how Gay Liberation can ultimately be won.

Featuring Sherry Wolf , frequent contributor to the International
Socialist Review and author of "
The Roots of Gay Opression" featured at

http://www.isreview.org/issues/37/gay_oppression.shtml

For more information call 217-649-8830 or email
iso.champaign@gmail.com

Gay, Straight, Black, White--Same Struggle, Same Fight!

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the walk of shame is my catwalk.

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woah woah woah, hold on there.

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i'm so hungry, i could eat raw toast.

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I'm the local Haymarket Books coordinator for the ISO, and have been informed that Dahr Jamail, the only unembedded reporter in Iraq, is on tour promoting his new book Beyond the Green Zone: Dispatches from an Unembedded Journalist in Occupied Iraq, We have the possibility to bring him down in late October, and I believe this to be a great opportunity to bring visibility to both the local progressive movement, and the larger anti-war and progressive movements nationwide. The local Iraq Vets Against the War chapter has already agreed to cosponsor this event, but given the nature of the possible response, and large turn-out, that this could have, we feel that it would be imperative to have as much local support as possible, from a wide range of local progressive groups.

As such, I'm posting this in the hopes that you and your organizations would help to cosponsor this event. Cosponsoring would involve helping to spread word of the event, help with organization, etc. etc. Cosponsors would be able to set up booths, banners, etc. at the event, and could be a great opportunity to spread your message to the greater community. Also, if you know of any persons/organizations that might be interested in such an event, please pass this post on!

But: time is an issue! though i just discovered that we could bring him down, I need to know that we have a large base of local support to help with all of the logistics. (Most will be taken care of by myself, but we'll need to spread the word to get people to come to the event.) I'm going to be talking with the coordinators of his book tour on Tuesday, and I need to be able to say that we have local support so that we can schedule him. So please, get back to me soon! : )

The specifics of the event, such as they are so far, are thus:

Sunday, Oct 28th
8pm (? likely time.)
location TBA (depends on local support, expected turn out, etc)

This is a Haymarket Books event, currently cosponsored by the International Socialist Organization and the Iraq Vets Against the War, and hopefully soon you!

Here are some more helpful links:
http://www.dahrjamailiraq.com/
http://www.haymarketbooks.org
http://www.ivaw.org/
http://www.internationalsocialist.org/

Please get back to me as soon as possible! (before Tuesday!)
Thanks,
Ryan Walker ( noise (A@T) nosound DO.T org )
Haymarket Books Coordinator, C-U branch of the ISO

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